Compulsive “Ajitsuke Nori” (Seaweed) Hoarder Behavior

Woah I’m on the NPR Fresh Air Blog with my name blacked out (I start with “Black Swanson Fishsticks”)! If only there were video footage of me with a voice scrambler!

nprfreshair:

thewordunheard:

Got any suggestions?

clever. I’m sure we can come up with some more. What you got, Internet?